ACROSS

1. Weird dolls with big eyes are pains in the ass.

3. Hall is nothing without this. Also kind of porridge.

6. POW! It's an English pop duo from the 80s.

7. "Show us yer starchy, edible tubes of perennial vines"

DOWN

1. Windy weather for a crude sex act!

2. Mildly offensive term for non binary people.

4. Eureka! It's a Norwegian band from the 80s.

5. Tim is one half of an Australian snack.